I’d like a new tooth for my birthday please. I’d like a watch and some jewellery to replace the stuff the burglars took 18 months ago, I’d like a kindle, a party, a child free night, I’d like the ring I coveted from my boss 10 years ago.
I want never gets but I would like sometimes does, so I must have a chance….
Yeah yeah world peace, health and happiness for everyone I know yadi yadi yada, but damn it I’d like a new tooth. Dentistry is expensive stuff and the tooth fairy did not come for the back milk tooth I lost aged 36. I am still waiting and unless the cost of living has risen dramatically in fairyland since my childhood then I don’t think when she finally gets to my pillow she’ll be leaving a grand. Still, I want a new tooth. Just saying.