The sun gives you skin cancer and causes early aging of the skin
Vegetables are poisoned with pesticides/genetically modified and any goodness left is destroyed by cooking anyway
Fish is over fished or farmed – see previous 2 points
Wheat is what makes us all tired and bloated and fed up (apparently)
Bread has wheat in it
Pasta has wheat in it
Breakfast cereals – wheat, sugar, salt – just plain bad
Sugar – poison and therefore any tasty treat whether it’s organic, homemade, even if it has fruit in it, it also probably has sugar in it – poison.
Milk – lactose is bad for you and anyway regular milk is full of hormones, antibiotics and can be sold re-pasteurised more than a month after it left the cow (again apparently)
Wi-fi fries your brain
Cell phones fry your brain
Computers, TV and games you can play on these mediums make you violent, exacerbate ADD and ADHD in children and are generally anti-social
All forms of social media are anti-social
Do I need to say cigarettes, alcohol, and recreational drug use?
All forms of transport apart from a bike is poison for the world
A bike is a death trap in a world full of poisoning vehicles
I have to stop before my head explodes. Surely we don’t have to live on a commune, in a cave, sucking organic veggies? I don’t want to.
Sod it, its January, its raining (even in Israel), pass the chocolate. Happy thoughts, happy thoughts.